08 March, 2012

International Women's Day on Facebook = Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V

It's International Women's Day! It's time to google quotes & make them your FB status! 

I did the same & guess what? I realised that a lot of my "witty" friends had pasted quotes without giving credit ;) I shouldn't have been surprised. 

Anyhow, I googled "Women's Day Quotes" too & I found so many good ones, I couldn't pick one. So here they are:

"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they're the first to be rescued off sinking ships.”- Gilda Radner

"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself." - Roseanne Barr (This is my favourite)

"Make-up can only make you look pretty on the outside but it doesn't help if you're ugly on the inside. Unless you eat the make-up." - Audrey Hepburn 

"Big girls don't cry? Yeah, they do. They cry 'cos they're fat, they cry 'cos they can't get a boyfriend, and they cry 'cos there's no trifle left." - Sarah Millican

In response to a letter from her editor asking for more stories during her honeymoon:"I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa." - Dorothy Parker (This one is so apt & made me miss Goa so god damn much)

"The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public." - Phyllis Diller

"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman." - Virginia Woolf

"Some people think having large breasts makes a woman stupid. Actually, it's quite the opposite: a woman having large breasts makes men stupid." - Rita Rudner

"I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." - Gloria Steinem

"I don't care if you think I'm racist, I just want you to think I'm thin." - Sarah Silverman

"How do you know if it's time to wash the dishes and clean your house? Look inside your pants. If you find a penis in there, it's not time." - Jo Brand

"A woman is like a tea bag: you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Eleanor Roosevelt

"I'm not denying that the women are foolish: God Almighty made them to match the men." - George Eliot

"I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it." - Marilyn Monroe

"I love women. They're the best thing ever created. If they want to be like men and come down to our level, that's fine" – Mel Gibson

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